|Me at 2 am:||I should bake a cake|
sext: come to my house and listen to blink 182 and eat bread with me
"Bread makes you fat."
Bread makes you fat!?
Bread makes you phat.@4 weeks ago with 5487 notes
Anonymous asked: teach me your handsome ways?
First, find the closest gym to you and burn it down (down to the ground).
Second, watch every series on netflix.
Third, rinse (not mandatory) and repeat step 2.@1 month ago