unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

Relevant for all future doctors

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@10 hours ago with 59918 notes
Sometimes I forget this.

Sometimes I forget this.

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@10 hours ago with 31064 notes

mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

Damn these all look good. A TOAST TO TOAST!

@6 days ago with 33631 notes
death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

my boyfriend would be really impressed and then break up with me if I pulled this shit. Also vice-versa.

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

my boyfriend would be really impressed and then break up with me if I pulled this shit. Also vice-versa.

@1 week ago with 7473 notes
I love that I can’t even phaze my mom anymore

I love that I can’t even phaze my mom anymore

@2 weeks ago
inspiration

inspiration

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@10 hours ago with 65702 notes

madlori:

lightlysaltedchips:

can we acknowledge the fact that this just happened

I love how most actors are (understandably) like “BUT I’M NOT JUST [ICONIC CHARACTER I PLAYED]” meanwhile there’s Barrowman who’s like “CAPTAIN JACK IN DA HOOOOOOUSE.”

This man is a miracle

@5 days ago with 73161 notes

tyleroakley:

loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

SWEET JESUS.

SPICY!

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@1 week ago with 60573 notes

Straight White Boy Problem #92

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

that is some next level basic bitcherry

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@1 week ago with 38455 notes
dogshaming:

You weren’t sharing your sandwich?

I took a big bite out of a little girls subway sandwich when she petted me.. Is that a bad thing??

Genius

dogshaming:

You weren’t sharing your sandwich?

I took a big bite out of a little girls subway sandwich when she petted me.. Is that a bad thing??

Genius

@2 weeks ago with 455 notes